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A few years back I blogged for a bit to add to my craigslist ads.
They worked pretty well and after a while I was too busy with recording to blog,
but i still occasionally find myself amusing.
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More Rectal Reconnaissance
There is music in everything. Sound is frequencies. Visual is frequencies. Colour are sound are determined by frequency. Spectral power...
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Space Dudes Need Soup Too
I've been recording much hip hop and rap lately using samples and loops. Which of course leads to flopping about flailing and sobbing...
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Counting to four.
Music consists of a few basic elements. Sound, chops, melody, rhythm, structure, dynamics, recording, and a bunch of other stuff adds up...
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Exlint Misteaks
While reading check out the latest from the studio. This is a great tune done by John Kieselhorst. Ran across a post on facebook that...
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Top 40 Crapistry
Often times when writing these flails of foam I sort of picture myself all wise and shit. It's entirely possible I'm more like Wile E....
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Playing Covers and SEV Awareness
So last week Steve Miller saided: "This Whole Industry Is F--kin' Gangsters and Crooks" Read more here. Well duh, Steve. This just...
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Fear vs. drinkypoos.
Being on stage as a musician your job isn't actually to play well. Your job is to entertain and be the official party leader. Bands that...
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Learn to play in 1 millisecond.
Had some discussion about last week's midi bashing with one of the eventual billions breathlessly hanging on my every word. That's right,...
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Originals vs. Covers, and midi mayhem.
Okay... enough about everything. After rereading some of my latest expulsionary claptrap I've come to the conclusion I likes...
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Brain Farts For The Year 1 Billion.
I notice there are a few similarities between posing as a bloguer and music. When I squeeze out one of these cerebral dumps on Craigslist...
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Kanye's School of Dumbassery
So this week I believe I'll jump on the bandwagon with the rest of the bloogers and industry people hoping to milk some press from silly...
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15 million driblets.
One of the many thousands who read these misdirected anjioplastic ventings sent me an email suggesting a look at Christy Clark's grant of...
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Accidental Jams and Mic Selection
Ya know... I've been rambling on for a while now. I have maybe 20 of these blergy blahblahs at the site. I think I'm out of blather. I'm...
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Aural Dentistry
Back in the day bands were great and the music was great and stuff. Now I'm old and the kid's music is bad and what's wrong with kids...
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The learning Curve of Doom
The learning curve of playing isn't a neat straight line that curves gently into the clouds while angels look down beckoning us upwards...
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Hopeful Suction
Ya know... Something that happened with the advent of the intersnet is a massive migration of people thundering into facebook and youtube...
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Stuffing Occam into Schrödinger's box.
When you swing your legs out of bed, throw on a pair of jeans and head for coffee, are you rich or poor? Well, neither. Most of your...
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Dealio denial without drawals.
Moments are forever. They may be gone but they did in fact happen. They're still as real as the moment they happened, and they will...
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Creation From an Upright Position
As I wend my way through life things of great obviousment begin to emerge. Portents of doom encroach on my consciousness creating much...
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COSMIC PIG STUDIOS, Purveyors of Exlint Sound, and a story.
I tried to work up a decent rant a few times this week to no avail. All I succeeded in doing was repeating myself with the same old spew....
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